Life-long goal: Achieved.

There are a lot of things I want out of life.

A pony.

The stigma of being a cat lady to be erased from society so I can have a dozen kittens.

Frye boots.

To move Portland Oregon to a less rainy climate. While still being only an hour from the ocean and a mountain.

But the one thing I’ve been after for years? The goal I’ve been practicing for, readying myself to do?

A reason to eat for two.

I mean, I’m a good eater. There’s a reason I can run half marathons and not be skinny.

But to have an excuse? Besides gluttony?

Life long goal.

That ….

I am now working on!

(let’s not talk about how many pregnancy tests I took. I bought them on amazon so the whole shebang was less than one normal one, ok?)

Elastic waist pants: I’m coming for ya. You and I are going to share some beautiful times together.

Also, filling out paperwork for the OBGYN is redic. This is one of my questions

For the record, I’d just as soon not die.